Īunty Jack: See what I mean, Arthur, colour has an unnatural effect on pirates, turns them into ladies. Thin Arthur: Aunty Jack, that’s a pirate dressed as Flange Desire. Kid Eager: Oh! Oh, step aside, fatso, and let the new colourful personality of captain Kid Eager say, ‘Ahoy there, shipmates’.Īunty Jack: Oh you poor thing, look what the colour monster’s done, it’s turned you into a lady. Kid Eager: Arr, arr, avast there, landlubbers. Thin Arthur: Oh look! It’s coming up the garden path.

Arthur, I can feel it in me bones.Īrthur: Oh look, Aunty Jack, we’ve picked up the colour monster on the radar.Īunty Jack: Strewth, it’s at Corrimal South, postcode 2518, already! Thin Arthur: Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! The grass – under the foundry – it’s turning green!Īunty Jack: Erky, perky, it’s here already!Īunty Jack: Yeah, so are you. Thin Arthur: Oh, I’m looking at the Port Kembla steelworks, Aunty Jack, and nothing but pitch black. Arthur, how goes it on the Illawarra front? My Arthur and I would like to warn you that the whole world is being gobbled up by the terrible colour television monster.Īunty Jack: Don’t panic! Just always remember, the proud colours of Wollongong, black and grey, will fly at full mast and there will still be hope because if Wollongong breaks out in colour it could mean the end of the world.

Aunty Jack and Thin Arthur (sing): Wollongong the brave!Īunty Jack: Hello me little lovelies, this is your Queen speaking from my secret headquarters in Wollongong.

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